Role reversal

The Eagles need to drop T.O. They could get a decent quarterback and pick up a star punter with the money they're spending on this showboat.

—P.Z. Myers, University of Minnesota, Morris

What's all this about? Why, the San Jose Mercury News's decision to quote a pro football player on evolution/creation, of course. I figure we might as well start a trend. I'm sure Dr. Myers won't mind me putting words in his mouth on this weighty subject.