Oh noes

Watch out, Georgetown: The Right Brothers are coming to take Georgetown back! That's right, America's #1 shitty conservative nu-country duo will be here live for "Take Georgetown Back" Day—a day which is to cool for Google. I know what you're thinking: "but Dan, I'm stuck in Florida/the Carolinas/New York/a bathroom and can't be there for the party. Woe is me!" Never fear: you can watch a video of The Right Brothers' hit song "Tolerate This" at their website. Here are the lyrics to the first verse, if you want to sing along. Liberals, hold on to your cherished ideals, because they're about to be torn apart by rock!

I heard you found a new religion that's got nothing to do with God
They're politically correct, a liberated little sect, the self appointed tolerance squad
You say that you've been enlighted and the problem lies with people like me
You say that you're tolerant and open-minded, well, here's your chance to prove it to me

Chorus
(Tolerate this) I believe in marriage between a woman and a man
(Tolerate this) I believe in driving the biggest car I can
(Tolerate this) A good old fashioned spanking is necessary, not cruel
You're preaching tolerance to me while you're standing there shaking your fist
Well, tolerate this

Oh, snap! That's certainly not something I hear from know-it-all jackasses in intro classes. Boy howdy, I'm questioning my commitment to tolerance in the face of this blistering attack. But don't think that The Right Brothers limit their inept handling of complex issues to political philosophy. No, they're also ineptly handling economics with their hit song "Trickle Down."

If we take away his revenue with taxes that are high
Then he won't take the chance and put his money on the line
But give him the incentive let him reap the benefits
The cash will grow and so it goes and everybody wins

You can listen to that fucking masterpiece, if you want. Remember: bleeding from the ears is how liberalism leaves the body.

I guess the important thing to take away from all this is that GOP talking points don't sound better when set to music.